Wanker

1. a contemptable person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.

"You always take the last of the Fruit Loops, you wanker!"

by Glenanne August 30, 2007

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

wanker wing

A Wanker Wing is a large "aerodynamic aid" of dubious utility.

Usualy seen on ricers, adds drag, increases weight but has no value as the car in question never reaches speeds that require and downforce.

That toyota had a huge wanker wing on it, says a lot about the owner.

by Kaotiq July 26, 2006

Wanderland

1. a mindful place of happy thoughts. The feeling of rainbows, unicorns, green rolling hills and fresh air.
2. to wander through land.
3. the name of a Kelis album

1. wow, this thrift store is a vintage wanderland.

2. Hawaii is a wanderland of peace and tranquility.

by GreenEggs June 12, 2012

Teeny Wanger

a male having less than the legal limit of genitalia in his britches.

We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.

After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.

by huffnagel1 January 9, 2006

western wanker

When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.

Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.

by Dr Jackblackcock April 4, 2009