unicorn juice

A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015

unicorn hole

Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.

He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.

by GlazeHer May 22, 2016

Fucking Unicorn Breath

Paint color which is NEARLY white, but not pure white.

Paint chips should be required to have hex codes. I want white. #FFFFFF. Not eggshell, not ice sparkles, not fucking unicorn breath. White.

by tonybeam December 29, 2009

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.

#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

by usedQtip April 20, 2011

bronze unicorn

during intercourse, one partner poops into their hand and puts the log of excrement onto the other partner's forehead at a 45 degree angle, creating a makeshift horn.

"last night with becky, i totally gave her a bronze unicorn. she got so mad to have poop on her face."

by clairedynamo June 9, 2009

Unicorn Vagina

Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.

Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!

Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!

by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009

unicorn princess

Someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments.
A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.

Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.

"Can you believe I got that working in-game before you did? I can, booyah! It's cause I'm a UNICORN PRINCESS!!!"

by Gardenia Glow September 12, 2006