Ukraysian

A mixed race human composed of one part Ukrainian and one part Malaysian.
Plays video games and has really LOW attention span. Can’t compose a proper

sentence, and uses bad grammar.

Basically a teenager in the body of a 42 year old male.

Calls others unstable - when he screams over the telephone, and resorts to
fisticuffs to demand his way. Lacks communication skills.
Violent temper hidden behind an ugly face.

Sons are just like him. Very spoiled with terribly bad eyesight.
And they don’t read any books just like their father .

Ukraysian Sensation loses concentration because he’s Chinese-Malaysian.

by Mirna the Whore January 12, 2025

ukrainian business suit

Attire consisting of a long sleeve shirt and cargo pants.

Did you see Vlad?

Yeah, he wears that Ukrainian Business Suit everday.

by AntiAnal March 11, 2025

Ukraine Insane

When the level of insanity and/or madness in a situation gets to a point where a war is started, and there is international outcry.

"Dude, the party we had last weekend was so crazy, there was a big brawl between the girls, that they still keep hot to this day, and the foreign exchange student, who was there, wrote an angry comment about it on Reddit. The whole thing was Ukraine Insane!"

by joe995 April 11, 2025

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo

Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel

by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025

Ukrainian Double Dip

Ukrainian Double Dipping: a sexual act consisting of ejaculating inside of a persons anal canal, then having them shit out the ejaculate into your mouth

“Hey jerry, sorry i’m late, Karen was giving a Ukrainian Double Dip in the gender neutral bathroom!”

by Hugh Janis 2 May 17, 2025