Tender-Dickin

Someone that is emo..riding on a emotional rollercoaster

guy1: so how was ya day??

guy2: o mine was ight

guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone

guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??

by WiiKKed StaR January 6, 2009

Well-tended

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

by LuizLeitao April 11, 2015

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 5, 2005

go down on that dino tender

something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it

"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*

by >sliced bread January 25, 2011

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tenderoni

A young tender woman that has never been done

R. Kelly got caught up with a tenderoni

by B-Town Tweaka April 14, 2009