Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020

10 tons navy wrecker

A wrecker used by the US navy

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker

by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

tonative

That look you get from your girlfriend when you have missed y’all’s anniversary and you KNOW IT, but can’t get past the TONATIVE look she has been shooting you for the past 6 hours!

My girlfriend the other night would not stop staring at me with this TONATIVE look, like she was going to kill me, because I didn’t remember our 1st anniversary !

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 19, 2019