When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017
Get the weenie tickle mug.by YoTiceNits December 30, 2010
Get the Tice Nits mug.A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
by Willnatl May 22, 2014
Get the half a ticket mug.An unusually tall person who is a bordrline deformity in one or more ways. long legs, large hands, an enormous head, a deep sasquatch-like voice, or being a stoner hunchback are all characteristics of the modern day ticwomp.
1. one day i had mistaken clamshell greg for a high tension tower, he is one scary ass ticwomp bastard. the last time i seen him he snarled off somthing to the effect of AHAHBBBLGHRRGG!!!
2. lurch from "The Addams Family" is a classic example of a ticwomp
2. lurch from "The Addams Family" is a classic example of a ticwomp
by BIG MIKE THE WIZARD November 17, 2006
Get the ticwomp mug.An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
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Guy 1: I was having a hard time sleeping, so my girlfriend gave me tickies. It was the most relaxing thing ever.
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