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Starbucks

Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
by DeeCunt March 9, 2021
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Starbucks

Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino
"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"

"Hell yeah! "
by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017
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Starbucks

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
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Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
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Starbucks

A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"
by Sam_43003 January 26, 2021
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Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017
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Starbucks Screamer

A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.
Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.
by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021
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