The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
by bostonjerk July 01, 2012
Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.
Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.
by Emmanuelle Undine November 28, 2010
1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.
Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.
Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.
Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.
by uhoh! September 15, 2015
One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.
by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015
A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
A state of mind where you act like a primitive bithc. You can only do simple, brute things. You most likely also haven't showered in a while and may not be wearing clothes either.
Friend 1: Hey how's your summer been s far?
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days
by old crumbler July 22, 2019
by benzzz November 08, 2003