evil tape robot

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).
Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face
by JimboCo April 19, 2007
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duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by
"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"
by andyfellovernet June 15, 2003
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masking tape

a protective barrier over your penis when bottle rockets are tied to it
by Heffer January 11, 2005
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measuring tape game

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
by eastcoastpaperboy September 05, 2010
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running the tape on me

Gossiping
Telling your version of what happened, as fact
Presenting your version of event as fact as if it were tape recorded
Usually derogatory
"She was at the party running the tape on me, but she was even there when Ben and I argued!"
by Wordsworm August 14, 2022
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Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2015
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Spark Master Tape

A 'Pseudonym' of an anonymous rapper.

No one knows the original Spark Master Tape's real identity, and the name has become a pseudonym for an anymous rapper like 'googling' something is to searching something.
Have you heard that new track by 'Spark Master Tape' ? SWOUUUUP
by A Disgruntled Villain June 14, 2023
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