sweaty

Sweaty is a term used by 'townies' in a fatal attempt to insalt those of a allternative nature. They see some one walking down the street minding their own buisness wearing baggy jeans and a huddy and all of a sudden they smell and don't wash (even though they showerd before leaving the house!) Sorry guy's but I seriously think that you need to think of a new insalt.

Townie: Ewww Dirrty sweaty bastard!

by Abi November 19, 2004

Sweaty Boy

The result or act of using a slice of salami or bologna to masturbate. As the friction increases, the oil in the lunch meat oozes out.

Tweny seconds in the microwave, and a Sweaty Boy feels just like the real thing

by THeDuDde July 28, 2006

sweaty

Sweaty is the hot new discriptive. It can be used as a surrogate for any word that would otherwise hint to any type of awesomeness/badness/attitude.

Zach: "man, Check out my new shoes with futuristic power laces!"

Reggie: "Sweet nuggets! those are sweaty as F*&K!"

by RoosterFromage September 25, 2008

Sweaty Betty:

A Fat Girl or Woman. Like you know to do it with her you'd have to role her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Sweaty Betty

She is one Sweaty Betty. I would date her if she was not such a Sweaty Betty:

by B_Rad_N_Green November 5, 2007

Sweaty Peacock Syndrome

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.

Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."

by Humpedpenguinz September 22, 2011

Sweaty Warl

A sock that has been filled with vaseline, masturbated & ejaculated in, then carefully placed back in ones sock drawer.

I took one of my bros socks, filled it with vaseline, jacked off in it, and put it back in his drawer...then the sucker put it on!

by crazy focher July 30, 2004

sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

by buist2 October 17, 2008