Sludgepuss

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Sludge Guns

Commonly called bingo wings or upper arm fat, Sludge guns are when the area on a woman's upper arm between the elbow and shoulder are fat or chunky.
Even thin women can be inflicted Sludge guns.

When I'm at the beach I get sick and dizzy feeling because of all the sludge guns.

I went to bingo with my aunt last night...It was sludge gun mania!

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015

Sudden soprano

During a deep fucking; the phenomenon of a pitch perfect G sharp, being emitted from the center of a woman's g-spot.

Also known as : the women's tabernacle choir

"Adam made a sudden soprano out of me. "

by Nadine-Marie April 14, 2016

sudden werewolf

Whilst having sexual intercourse from the man behind position the man suddenly howls and rips of his shit and/or vest revealing a hairy, Italian man-chest.

Benito 'So I was going down on this woman last night and something overcame me..."
Mussolini 'Let me geuss, you ripped of you shirt and howled.'
Benito 'Yeah, how'd you now'
Mussolini 'Sudden werewolf my boy."

by Derrick Lamobuini May 10, 2016

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

Snudge Pipe

A type of pipe that is lined with weed commonly used by doctors and history students

You know what I’m looking forward to a bit of Friday and my snudge pipe.

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017