Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

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flight training

The act of smoking marijuana, to get high.

Used to discuss getting high in front of squares.

"what do you want to do tonight?"
"Some flight training! Did you get the tickets?"
"We're gonna learn how to fly, real high."

by DELCRU November 17, 2013

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Poop training

The trading of helping your poop on to make you butt grow.

I've poop training all day, so my but will grow

by Hhhhhoknhgbbkbg May 5, 2015

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secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017

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steam training

Talking to a girl that's already being chirpsed

Did you see that stinky steve he just fucking steamrolled me on a sure thing. He's always steam training me.

by Steuagsobssusg April 20, 2017

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A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT

A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.

by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017

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