Stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Bills Aloud April 4, 2007

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flat sheet developments used in drafting/manufacturing

Rene: this job is hot, We need to put these stretchouts on the fasttrack.
Ryan: yeah, okay, flash.
Kurt: We aren't getting much quoted because we are doing our stretchouts!

by chachimac March 16, 2004

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The Stretch

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.

My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!

by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011

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STRETCH IT!

When you are having a philosophical conversation with someone and they are not able to think outside the box...you'd like to encourage them to think about it.

#1: "....Well, and what do you think?"
#2 Big pause
#2 Hmmmm...I don't know...l...
#1 C'mon, STRETCH IT!

by Daintylu March 10, 2010

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