Stiletto Pussy

high end puh puh

guy 1- "aye bruh bruh, u know that raven vixen i convinced to check out my hand crafted tables at my place last night?"
guy 2- "yeah"
guy 1- "fuckt it"
guy 2- "awww shib my boy got he some stiletto pussy?"
guy 1- "yup. let's get high"
guy 2- "yuh"

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

Decatur Staley

When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.

Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"

by Alec and Alan October 8, 2008

Jaylen Smiley

A fat ass black dude with a YouTube channel and somehow he has over 500 subs but also is 500 pounds and has no talent and brags about his pathetic YouTube career where he makes 2 dollars and says hes always positive when he gets his heartbroken all when his friends tell him to stop fuckin wit her

Look at that dude he looks like Jaylen Smiley

by TfIsANibster? August 6, 2017

British Smiley

The British Smiley is added to an insult to allow safe passage for it's utterer. Only works because the sheer pussiness of the British reflects upon the bearer and the receiver of the insult cannot possibly be mad at British people.

Your sister is a tramp (British Smiley)

by JordanMont July 2, 2006

japanese show smiley

similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.

jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...

jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!

jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.

jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

Smiley Thunderpants

Some one who frequently smiles and has a thunder-like presence who wears great pants.

Joe is a smiley thunderpants.

by iStoleYurVamps March 4, 2009

new york smiley

when someone lays on the side of a curb and someone lights their hair on fire and stomps their face in

i was so pissed off i introduced him to a NEW YORK SMILEY

by tits magoo February 2, 2008