Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P

After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.

by Seven fifty April 1, 2023

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Stanley

Verb: to Stanley
To use someone elses gift card or discount code without their knowledge

Someone stanleyed John! They used his celebration of service gift card because he accidentally posted all the details online!

by Benthesausageroll October 24, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

stanley

aaaaaaaaahhdhdhdhdhbvbv is going to go with me and I have a good time at the shop I got the new ones I had a lot in my head but I’m sure he can get a good rest and rest of your life in a row I will be in a few to be safe but it is a lot

I’m going back in a little later I got the call 📞 and it is not a big thing for you guys and your dad and I were talking to him and I told her to tell me what you stanley

by Abcvd January 12, 2024

Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024