Stanley staco

He’s a confident and funny person, he gives the best advice, he’s such a great person to hang out with. You can never get tired of talking to him. He brings the best out of you and won’t let you down. He keeps his promises, he takes care of all the people he loves. He’s someone that acts like a fool and weirdo but only if he feels comfortable with you. He’s really one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He has great hair, he’s hella handsome and makes me the happiest girl there ever was. He made me believe in love again. Hes such a great person and I hope he never lets me go. Thank u for giving me the best couple months baby. Happy 8 months babes.

Stanley staco is a very loving and sweet baby and I love him

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020

Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.

"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."

by Moon Cub October 14, 2019

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped

by In the hat April 2, 2017

Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019

stanley cup

an overrated item for 5 year olds.

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.

by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021