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Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
by crimsoncape August 31, 2015
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Jim - Ew man that's gross
Jim - Ew man that's gross
by crimsoncape September 5, 2015
Get the Golden Albatross mug.The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
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