Saming

To screw up or have something bad happen.

That ball just went in the gutter, thats ok shes saming tonight

by badgerinwi December 3, 2010

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

smoker-shaming

Showing your disgust or disapprovement to smokers by comments or looks. Don't do it. It's intolerant and not justified. Many people believe that it is because smoking's not good for your health and they're "saving you from yourself". Well fuck off. To be overweight isn't healthy either, yet it's okay to shame a smoker in our society but to shame fat people is immoral. It's called freedom of choice people. Let it go.

*Smoker smokes a cigarette*
Non-smoker: Did you know that smoking shortens your life by blablabla and causes canser? Furthermore...
(-> that' s smoker-shaming, ladies and gentlemen. )
Smoker: FUCK OFF. It's my choice, my decision, none of your business.

by Wellimjusthonesthere September 19, 2016

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

Steaming Charlie

It is the sexual act of having diarrhea over one's partner during intercourse.

I heard he gave Nayra a steaming charlie last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it until clean up time

by Kris Kringles's Koolaid January 28, 2013

Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006