Ivan Alien Stage

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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

cupcake stage

Cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week

Goes to I love you to I can't stand you

Cupcake stage

by Ghost killer November 22, 2015

Alpha Stage

Figuring it out as you go! It's that early phase where things are new, messy, and constantly changing. Like learning a new skill, building something with Lego, or planning a big trip, you're experimenting, making adjustments, and seeing what sticks.

Examples:

"My new cooking project is definitely in the alpha stage right now. It's a bit of a disaster, but I'm learning a lot!"

"We're launching a new marketing campaign next month, but it's still in the alpha stage. We're testing different elements and tweaking things as we go."

"My morning routine is in the alpha stage. I'm trying out different apps and habits to see what works best for me."

by Cinemaman2 February 17, 2024

Stage Setter

Sipping a small amount of your chaser before taking a shot. I.e. a pallet cleanser.

Jeremiah drinks a Stage Setter of cream soda before taking a shot of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey. He then chases it with the rest of his cream soda.

by RyuOmega33 May 20, 2023

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse is when a bodybuilder literally collapses on stage due to muscle cramps and fainting and lacking electrolytes. Sometimes they survive and someone gives them Gatorade or Pedialyte. But sometimes they die. Or they get a heart attack and go to the hospital because of lacking electrolytes. And most times, they're not given electrolytes (Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Chloride) on time and they die. So basically, bring a bottle of Gatorade with you when bodybuilding, or you could end up dying. Imagine posing on stage and falling down and professionals rushing to give you help is the last thing you see before you die. The vast majority of deaths occur on stage. And then they end up in a bodybag. Rip bro. :'(

Tony: I'm on stage for Mr. Olympia, but brought Gatorade because I don't want to die. I don't want to be a Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse statistic.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 1, 2025

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

3 stages of life

Stage one: Birth

Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 12, 2017