Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong

by Poetic______ March 21, 2017

squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019

squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.

I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.

by violettemafia8 November 17, 2019