smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003

Squage

noun- a person with big tits. Who is awful at nazi zombies.

eg- Your a dirt squage! you cunt!

by theaman March 2, 2011

squidge

To crap your pants.

Damn that ex-lax!*SQuidge* Oh my god.

by Borble August 20, 2003

smudge

Someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically

That dude is a smudge.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Spudge

Spudge is a word that is used for any "white" substance. It is also a verb and a noun.

"Dude!, wash your hands after spudging all over them!"

"Hey, you got some spudge around your mouth! Does this mean your gay?

by Alexzandorz November 20, 2009

spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

by Shrub October 18, 2004

cock smudge

1. A smudge of the cock.
2. Smudged Semen.
3. Any substances from the cock being smudged.
4.Smudged chicken dookie.

hilarie, semen-smear, chicken-dropplings.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003