splongey

Splongey is used as a characteristic for intelligent pets in the UK, specific dogs or cats when they doing an unexpected trick.

My dog jumped backwards today, that was really splongey!

by Climpering September 23, 2014

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

splotsy

A wet shit

That curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night

by Butler 808 August 27, 2016

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splenty

Another word to describe a small amount of something. Basically I took the two words plenty and small and mixed them together to make this word, (yes I know this word is horrible it's my first word I took seriously and I'm looking forward to uploading more words I come up with.)

"Dude the money you promised me was a lot, not splenty."-Bob
"What are you talking about fuck head, this money I gave you was more then "Splenty." are you blind?"-Joe

by Edgelordie April 28, 2017

Splunt

It is a blunt but instead of 100% marijuana it is a tobacco and marijuana mixture. Similar to a spliff. This leads to the etymology of the word SPLiff + blUNT = SPLUNT

English is a beautiful thing

Hey man, wanna smoke a Splunt?

by Splunt January 25, 2017

splottaled

Completely destroyed or to be completely messed up

Let's go get splottaled at the party

My phone got splottaled after I dropped it

by TheGoaat May 14, 2017