session of parliament

A meeting of a legislative or judicial body for the purpose of transacting business.

"We will call a session of Parliament!"

by katjapangirl November 13, 2014

Anal session

When Mike and you have sex but you have penises and then Mike shuts a lil skarr on your bed sheets as a sign of the loss of his virginity

Mike: wanna have an anal session

You: yes. Oh boy.

Mike: what’s on your bed

by Logan hugil February 3, 2025

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

body session

a session of bodies

“i wanted to have a body session with rod but the lebanese wouldn’t let me”

by elizar yakob ben schlomo October 23, 2018

Sessionable

An adjective for someone or someone's body parts that inspire a lengthy love making session.

Omg girls, have to say, Steve's such a sessionable guy.

Frankie, I know we are at breakfast with friends hearing this right now, but your ass is so sessionable.

by Kinkyhagguslover August 13, 2022

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024