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Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.
I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
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Gerber servers

Another name in the vast vocabulary to describe a woman's breasts. Sometimes (but not limited to) used to refer to an expecting or new mother's swelled bosom.
Dude, did you see the gerber servers on that broad?

Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!

or in the mother's reference:

Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.

Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.
by zeeb1138 March 5, 2008
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Industrial Service

Despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. An industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. Generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.
Friend 1: "Man, I was so pissed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so I kinda had to laugh along."
Friend 2: "Wait, we were in on it? What do you mean?"
Friend 1: "Evidently, Friend 3 tipped her so she would do it."
Friend 2: "Is that why she never got my drink right? She just kept giving me waters and club soda."
Friend 1: "No, that one was my industrial service."
by Yuri Tarded February 16, 2015
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natural service

this escort said:
I am open minded. R1mmng, six 9, front back, natural service Waiting for you at my comfortable Incall .
by bernie bernie August 12, 2017
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public service announcement

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.
Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement
by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022
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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
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