Sea Men Revenge

When you nut in a girls mouth and she saves part of the load to surprise you in your mouth the next time you kiss

Brah I totally jizzed in her mouth but then gave me the Sea Men Revenge.

Rookie Move, Told ya not to kiss her afterwards

by Doc Baggz November 28, 2014

sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

sea gull circle

A game involving two or more guys standing in a circle wanking into their hands. After beating off to completion the the spunk is then flung, or "Sea gulled" into the face of another participant.

Guy 1: Hey what are you up to tonight, you want to go to the bar?

Guy 2: No thanks buddy. I'm a little broke right now but I'm having some guys over for a sea gull circle. You down?

Guy 1: Sounds good bro. You're sooooo getting an eye full.

by kkshortbus December 11, 2010

Sea World

While in the shower you grab the skin of your ballsack at the very bottom and pull it up level with your cock. It will create a pocket and fill with water you can then do the trampoline and it will look like your cock is Shamu and splash the water out just like at Sea World.

I took her to Sea World last night, I don't think we'll be speaking for awhile.

by Piff Ly0ns December 9, 2010

Sea Otter

A turd that will not flush or sits on top of the toilet water. Another nickname for a floater.

I saw the sea otter you left in the bathroom this morning.

by 50TBRD September 14, 2011

sea monster

Ever since the human race took to the high seas there have been stories of unidentified sea monsters. Even in this age of science, there are still sightings of sea beasts which go unexplained. Many sightings, I'm certain, can be explained away by giant squid, whales and the like, but there still remains the fact that only one per-cent of the sea has been properly explored. Megaladon, a giant prehistoric shark, is said to have died out millions of years ago, but teeth only thousands of years old have been found. Some sea monsters resemble plesiosaurs, a kind of dinosaur-like animal thought to have died out some sixty-five million years ago. Scientists claim a cold-blooded reptile would never be able to tolerate the cold water. This is despite the fact that plesiosaurs (as well as icthiosaurs) are known to have inhabited freezing seas. And, as dinosaurs are now thought to have been warm-blooded, I see no reason why animals like plesiosaurs couldn't have also been warm-blooded. One famous sea monster is 'Morgawr', an unidentified animal said to live around Falmouth Bay in Cornwall. Two photographs, sent into a newspaper in the seventies by 'Mary F', show what seems to be a curious long-necked animal. However, as they are both in silhouette and 'Mary F' has never revealed herself, I don't know quite what to make of these photos. Though personally I'm sure there are many animals, maybe including plesiosaurs or plesiosaur-like animals, still awaiting discovery in the sea.

I often despair of people who seem to make it their life's work to prove some sea monster or lake monster doesn't exist. Whatever has happened to the human urge to explore and discover the unknown?

by Stormsworder December 30, 2006

sea turtle

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008