Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.

Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?

by Yon Mon May 26, 2011

Rosetta Stoned

-Blazed while listening to a Rosetta stone recording, or any language learning recording.

-Bro I was so Rosetta stoned while listening to my Spanish recording last night.
-I learned Vietnamese while I was Rosetta stoned yesterday.

by rosetta.stonedd January 29, 2015

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

Stoneder

What you get when you stop smoking marijuana and then start again.

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

stoned

the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying

i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for

by k0o47 February 27, 2008