schmooop

Holly McCaig-Deeley Stevens

Holly is the definition of a schmooop

by captiancontrol2477 May 25, 2020

Schmoot

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020

schmoots

ssh - moots dirty smudges

The sunlight exposed more schmoots on the tiled floor after I mopped.

by UpNawht March 10, 2021

Schmoob

One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.

“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Schmoove

Verb; Present tense
The action of one performing intercourse while riding a unicycle. Often causes extreme discomfort for both parties involved.

“Hey Jamie. Mind if I schmoove with you on our way to school?”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Schmoo

A yucky unwanted substance on an object.

There’s schmoo on my hat!

by Joce <3 Craig April 22, 2021

Schmoovin'

How somebody's day is going, how well that person is appreciated at that time of day or event.

Person 1: How's it schmoovin' today bud?

Person 2: Ahh, its pretty rad out here.

by Lmbohh April 28, 2021