Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

Road bev by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017

road dookie 

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

road dookie by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

Road Hoagie 

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

Road Hoagie by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

road clamming by Jbortion May 29, 2018

Road gummies 

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!

"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "

Road gummies by stevetotheo June 20, 2018

road titties 

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

road titties by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Road Rape 

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

Road Rape by idontcycle October 20, 2019