Quilled

Way to hurt self

Oh my god!!! I am sooo clumsy I was walking and i quilled my ankle. It hurt so much I cried

by The original Queen Bee April 8, 2019

quid pro quo

Where two or more people receive an equal-size measure of baccy-chew.

I can respect nicotine-wad-chomping buddies' wanting to "share and share alike" by practicing quid pro quo, but surely there are less disgusting --- not to mention less hazardous to your health --- ways to display fairness of mind???

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

quid pro quo

somethin Donald trump has be he says he doesnt and is gettin impeached because of it because hes a assbitch that will go to hell.

quid pro quo

by watsupyall November 22, 2019

quid pro quo

this for that; tit for tat (obsolete, but still used by older people); "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"; usually used in legal exchanges with attorneys each giving something to settle a case.

The "quid pro quo" in the divorce was that the wife would get the house and the husband would get the cottage on the lake.

by Ellery Queen II November 29, 2019

Quiddie

Quick cuddle
Cuddle quickie
Cuddle

I know I have to go to work, but can I get a quiddie?

by QuiddieB October 20, 2019

Quidditch

Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.

Damn baby I see u wit that new septum ring, lets play some quidditch

by The real 61 January 5, 2020

Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.

Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.

by Option 22 February 4, 2020