Pump Master

A dope fiend or junkie who cons people into pumping their gas at a gas station for spare change to buy Crack or Cocaine

Damn look at that Pump Master over there, what a loser

by bapekid4 November 5, 2006

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013

Pumpkin Bitch

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.

You look like a pumpkin bitch!

by poseysbetter March 4, 2011

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Double Fist Pump Jump

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero

Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.

by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010

Pumpkin Party

A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.

Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...

by Rack 'Em Willie December 4, 2010