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Pumpkins

Yet another term for very large breasts.
Before we go to the costume party, come on over and I will show you my pumpkins.
by demongolem December 31, 2010
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Pumpkin Blumpkin

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
by Big T- McG October 29, 2009
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Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.
I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!
by Rude Donny October 24, 2005
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pumpkin

name given to an adorably affectionate guy by the girl that cant get enough of him. girls love him and guys just think hes whipped but make no mistake he can be a freak when he wants to.
girl: man that guy over there is such a pumpkin

pumpkin's gf: your telling me (showes mass of hickies on side of neck then rows of bite marks on the other)

(girls shocked with aww and envy)
by mah bitch nigga February 2, 2014
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pumpkinification

A satire of being made into a god, often made at the expense of powerful individuals with great egos.
The Pumpkinification of Claudius was a classic Roman satire.
by Mr. Scientist Dude April 22, 2010
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The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.
Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.
by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009
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tart your pumpkin

putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.
I tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.
by dd147 November 28, 2011
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