Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

Poo In A Pool by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool 

To take a dump.

my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool by One eyed midget March 10, 2011

Mexican Pool

1. To aggressively make out with another person for an extended period of time

2. Any romantic exchange with a foreign exchange student

Person 1: Wow, she's been making out with that exchange student for a while, it's like they're having sex with their clothes on.

Person 2: Just playing a bit of Mexican pool.

Mexican Pool by Fishnets&G-strings December 13, 2009

Pussy Pool 

The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.

One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite

Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.

Pussy Pool by sarasplayroom.com November 23, 2009

Somalian Pool Party 

when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.

example 1.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.

example 2.

so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.

Somalian Pool Party by abdullahibigw April 16, 2017

nigger pool 

Before states had lotteries and daily number games, mobsters and bookies would sell tickets for an illicit daily numbers game called the nigger pool.The tickets were primarily sold through an underground network,made up of bartenders, delivery drivers and blue collar workers in office buildings,in large cities.Players would find out if they won by checking the last four numbers of the U.S.Treasury number (which is random and not fixable) in the newspaper the following day.Even though it was played by people of all races and social status, its popularity among blacks gave it the monicker the "nigger pool".After the state lotteries came out many players still preferred the nigger pool because it paid better odds and the winnings were tax free.But with state lotteries offering more instant games(scratch tickets and Keno) the nigger pool lost its popularity and has been put out of business.

Tom:Hey Jerry were you going for lunch?
Jerry:To the Erie Pub
Tom:why do you like going to that dive irish bar?
Jerry:because I can get a couple of Buds,a hamburger and buy a nigger pool ticket from the jew bookie in the back room.
Tom:oh,I buy my tickets from the Teamster union steward on the loading dock at coffee break

nigger pool by mobil2 March 6, 2012

drop the cosby's off at the pool 

to take a shit, but make sure to leave them some sunscreen(piss), and there always seems to be corn in it no matter if you had it or not

Keith:I just dropped the Cosby's off at the pool
Bethany: Eww, i didnt need to know about that

drop the cosby's off at the pool by Stephanie February 20, 2004