An imaginary police force which rounds up people whose existance is a blemish upon the face of humanity.
by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
Get the Darwin policemug. When police use excessive or otherwise unwarranted force against an often (but not always) innocent person. The victims are usually blacks, Muslims, and/or students. Often times the police department will investigate (oftentimes part of a cover-up) just enough to say they did with no real effort to punish the officers involved,letting them off with a reprimand or a months suspension for what would be a felony for the rest of us. If the officers involved are prosecuted the prosecutors will usually conduct just enough of a prosecution to say the officers were prosecuted or the officers friends in the department will hamper the prosecution, which often relies on the police department for evidence.
In an act of police brutality the UCLA campus police tazed a Muslim student as he lay helplessly paralyzed and handcuffed on the ground, because he refused to stand up. They said there actions were necessary to protect the safety of UCLA students.
by Trinu January 1, 2007
Get the police brutalitymug. ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE
WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by CatMan3 November 19, 2020
Get the POLICE CARmug. by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008
Get the Transport Policemug. Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008
Get the Chocolate Policemug. Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022
Get the Defund the policemug. An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.
by quagmiregrisdafn May 12, 2012
Get the Police Squadmug.