Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class

My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.

My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.

by abblaz88 November 29, 2010

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

pity twerking

twerking out of depression and sadness

he was pity twerking at the funeral

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018