A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out
Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009
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To paint her pussy with your come.
To ejaculate on a slim fine girl.
Note: Trim is slang for pussy.
To paint her pussy with your come.
To ejaculate on a slim fine girl.
Note: Trim is slang for pussy.
" She looks horney, I think I just might get to paint some trim tonight"
" Man, I painted some trim last night."
She's so freaking hot, I'd love to take her home and paint her trim for her.
"They call me the Handyman, My specialty is painting trim."
" Man, I painted some trim last night."
She's so freaking hot, I'd love to take her home and paint her trim for her.
"They call me the Handyman, My specialty is painting trim."
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by AznJapDude June 15, 2015
Get the Painting the roof mug.A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis
McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.
Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.
McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.
Nathan: She will be so thankful.
Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.
McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.
Nathan: She will be so thankful.
by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009
Get the Vanilla Paint Job mug.When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.
Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010
Get the sponge painting mug.A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.
by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010
Get the Twenty Twenty Paint Job mug.like, when you're taking a shit and after you wipe and flush your turd is dragged along the bottom of the bowl,leaving marks and sometimes primitive drawings.this is sometimes,but not always,discovered by the next user.also called extra credit.
ex.1"dude,you just left nasty ass cave painting all over my toilet!thats the last time you use my toilet,motherfucker."
ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.
ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.
by the shit afficianado February 1, 2007
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