Penaldo

Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.

His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished

Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers

Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"

by RiddlemanOfEpic February 16, 2023

Puskas Penalty

This is the type of penalty usually scored by Pionel Pessi after paying off refs. Pessi likes to tap in Panenka Penalty and wins the Puskas award for his penalty goal against the mighty Eibar. Your goat Penaldog could never win the Puskas with a penalty because he rapes too much.

Announcer: AND PESSI SCORES A PUSKAS PENALTY AGAINST EIBAR FOR HIS WONDERFUL TAP IN PENALTY
Pessi: Que Miras Bobo
Announcer: Im sorry Pessi Ghost here is your Palon D'or
Pessi: Gracias

by PuskyPenalessi May 10, 2023

penance

He is the root of all evil.

I am teh penance.

OMG TEH PENANCE.

by Gorash April 10, 2003

penal sex

When someone sticks their penis in someone else's penis somehow. Fags like to do it.

It can also be in futanari when a girl with a penis has a guy or another girl with a penis stick their penis in hers. Since its anime, anything can happen.

They had penal sex. I bet it hurt!

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

Penage

Size (or lack thereof) of a penis

He possessed massive penage. (or) His lack of penage was laughable.

by noapologies February 26, 2003

Penaffe

When A penguin And A Giraffe Mate.. And Their Ofspring (hybrid) Is Merged.. Pen(penguin) Affe(Giraffe) = Penaffe

For Example:You See The Ofspring of these creatures (Penguin & Giraffe) You would say, "Look its a Penaffe"

by LoopyLu69 June 4, 2011

Penanus

The act of having a penis in your anus for at least one hour, preferably longer. The penis must also be at least 7.6 inches in length, and must be human.

"Ayo Jamal, hows that Penanus hanging in there?"

"My penanus is 13 inches long, fuck you!"

by Jamal Smith Nigga November 5, 2011