Peeping

When you have diarrhoea but it’s very runny. It’s like peeing from your butt.

Claire: “I don’t feel so good, I was peeping this morning.”

Kate: “Oh that’s not good, peeping is the worst.”

by brooklynlikespizza March 19, 2023

Petering

The act of dropping more food or "accidentally" making more food than necessary at a job and then eating it because it is "there"

Dude! Why are you petering again

by JJ4477 May 29, 2023

Peeling

The act of dropping a banana peel through a hole in your pants in order for it to drop on the ground and promptly cause someone to slip on the peel.

Yesterday I went peeling after breakfast.

by ThePeeler June 3, 2023

peeping Pom

A British female pervert or voyeur.

It is wrong to be a Peeping Pom

by DontLook July 4, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps

Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.

by The great majority December 19, 2023