A way to classify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. The people are organized into these distinct parties:
First Party: Yourself ("I" am the first party)
Second Party: Close friends/
relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being
Third Party: Coincidental Characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being
Fourth Party: Idiots. People that kinda- really piss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory
Fifth Party: Subhumans. People that are so freaking stupid they can't
even be considered a human being anymore
Sixth Party: People who don't exist. These people are so unbearably
terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. They'
re just... not
even there
*Note: The party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.
Party System Uses In Real
Life:
Bob: "For crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??"
Frank: "Apparently the cafe across the street got shut down."
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Bob: "Wow man, Jose is so stupid, I think I'm gonna have to demote him to fourth party."
Frank: "Yeahh..."
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Bob: "Ughh! Oh my... Oh for crying out... Ok. Thats it I can't stand Beth anymore. She'
s not even there. I think we have ourselves a sixth party"
Frank: "Who's Beth?"
Bob: "Good man!"
