opening Pandora's box

Learning how to shoot up on your own

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.

Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

by King Touchstone May 12, 2011

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemic

someone who is ether pansexual and demiromantic or someone who is demiromantic and pansexual

David: hay Jacob why aren't Kat and Emily going out. I thought Kat was a gay.
Jacob: na she is just a pandemic.

by Invite Sprite September 14, 2019

Pando

Using Pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.

Hipster 1: Dude, have you heard of The Solids?
Hipster 2: No dude.
Hipster 1: Dude! You've got to check them out!
Hipster 2: I'll go Pando them right now, dude!
Hipster 1: Duuuuuuuuude.

by Faux Hipster November 22, 2010

Pandoric

Describes a relationship that you are in because your new boyfriend/girlfriend reminds you of your Ex.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.

I thought I had finally moved on from Jesse until I realized that my relationship with this new guy Jake is totally Pandoric! He has the same scooter as Jesse and is also an English major!

by Mindyspark March 25, 2011