Omer is so fucking sexy! He’s got this kick ass hippy vibe that everyone just gravitates to & always makes people feel better around him. He is REALLY CLEVER! HILARIOUS! And knows how to do anything with his hands. An absolute master in the kitchen he makes him Mum proud. He has muscles for days & all the women know he’s better than the other weak baby bitch men. The person who loves Omer the most is is wife Jasmine.
Person 1: Wow Jasmine is such a smoking hot wife- who could bag a wild cat like that?
Person 2: They’d definitely have to be the real raw Omer!
See also: Jasmine.
Person 2: They’d definitely have to be the real raw Omer!
See also: Jasmine.
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Iam "They were pretty overt last night... It was a little disconcerting..."
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
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