dog tax

When a person posts a photo of a dog in an online community such as Dogspotting Society in order to meet the requirements that a post must be about dogs and the common interpretation that posts must feature a photo of a dog. That is, the photo provides a tax (or more, a fee) to solicit the attention and responses of the community.

Often, the photo included is not related to the request or comment made in the post.

See also cat tax which may be posted in Catspotting Society although there are no such content rules in Catspotting Society because we really cannot be bothered, please scritch behind the left ear, thanks.

Example: "I'm thinking about getting an Ibizan Hound for my next dog. Please show me all your long bois and their many elbows and tell me about them! I'm including my Shar Pei Noodle for dog tax photo of Noodle attached.

by allthetoes May 28, 2018

Stupid Tax

A fine for a dumb mistake or failure to act.

I forgot to pay my credit card bill on time, so now I have to pay the $35 stupid tax.

by toddc May 11, 2008

ass tax

Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.

"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.

by WillC23 February 20, 2004

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Tax reeferund

Verb: Spending an entire tax refund on marijuana.

"Chris, come over for a smoke sesh, I just got my tax reeferund, and rolled the biggest blunt.

by Sandman1031 April 8, 2012