glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon August 31, 2015
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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.
Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”
by strawberrynightcrawler April 09, 2024
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unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation
I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule
by Darth Damo July 07, 2017
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Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option
He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule
by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system
I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis
by Garry Ladd July 11, 2005
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