fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."

Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...

by Scrypt August 24, 2018

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Conversation Mule

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.

I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.

by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020

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It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 28, 2022

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lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 4, 2015

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heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.

El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.

by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004

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