Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021

Reach across the aisle

Having sex

I was laying there in bed and shockingly my wife decided to reach across the aisle

by Mr413 July 04, 2021

Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.

IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!

by Mr413 November 05, 2021

Best of Luck!

When you are let go from a job, just look your boss in the eye and say, "Best of luck!" This is synonymous with "Go Fuck Yourself", but it is a much classier way of saying it.

Brian was downsized from his job - when meeting with his boss and getting the news of his termination, Brian looked Mike in the eye and said, Best of Luck! He then got up and left the meeting with his head held high!

by Mr413 July 03, 2025