A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 July 15, 2008
I need you to rub mule neck.
by .... Anonymous_girl... November 10, 2017
A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it
“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”
by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019
I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
by Nebraska-Canadian March 11, 2022
by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013