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Mousefang

A popular roleplay character, based of the series Warriors by Erin Hunter; a brown tabby with gray eyes, the great, great, great, grandson of Tigerstar, a character in the series.
Mousefang looked at the stars, thinking of his dreaded heritage.
by Kelli (Mousefang) February 29, 2008
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Mickey Mouse streamer

Quackity is well known as an iPad kid but recently has been found to be a Mickey Mouse streamer.
Quackity: *mickey mouse laugh*
Karl, George and dream: MICKEY MOUSE STREAMER

By: keely
by Keelyy April 15, 2021
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country mouse

A country bumpkin who visits a big city.
Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.
by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003
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Modest Mouse

Joe: Modest Mouse sucks.
Joe's Mom: Modest Mouse is better than you will ever be.
Joe: :'(
by BamfInACape November 24, 2010
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house mouse

A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.
I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.
by otothebean March 26, 2016
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double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand
Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
by Nick D September 25, 2003
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Moysey

v. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang., Moyseyed, Moyseying, Moyseys.

v.tr.

To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.

The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".

Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily, she even helped me remove them
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am

I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder

...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"

In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
by The Drizzla" May 31, 2007
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