monkeyshine

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

by Static_Friction July 23, 2006

monkeezgob

short tongued cunt

Will Young

by Daniel January 9, 2004

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Monkeyshag

Public sex, most likely in an area of forest/woods. The woman hangs on to branches like a monkey would do, whilst the male is stood up, and sexual activity is engaged in this position. Not for those who like their comfort, but adventurous all the same!

Me and my partner went to Sherwood Forest the other day and we had a monkeyshag!

by xkissmequick November 22, 2011

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020

Monkee

a very smart person that can spell monkee his IQ is higher than juice wrld would get if he would take all his pills he took at the same time Respect!

A monkee fucks your dad and you cant even fuck a dead person it turns around in the grave you fat bitch you suck!

by Cawck sucker November 24, 2020