a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....
by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011
Get the mat harveymug. Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
by Who resembles God April 6, 2021
Get the matted hairmug. If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.
Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.
Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.
Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
by Disor August 12, 2022
Get the Matmug. by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
Get the jizz matmug. A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the Lithuanian Laundry Matmug. to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl
Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.
The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
by hegh420 November 9, 2021
Get the Mat Bennettmug.