lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.

John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless

by GGATOR April 17, 2017

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Lego

A stack of mad cash so thick, it cannot be folded or bent.

Strip so good she got herself a lego

by Shrimpcocktail July 3, 2017

legos

an weapon to destroy you feat and or weapons of murder mostly kill your feet made by some guy in Denmark to be uses in ww2 and oso a toy young children

they stepped on legos

by el capton November 23, 2017

Lego

Stepped on = death.
Hurts like hell. Don't believe me? Try it.

If you've never stepped on lego, your lucky.

by Dill.Pickle March 19, 2018