by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Get the Lava Donkey mug.(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).
Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?
Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021
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Get the Lava Taco mug."One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin June 2, 2018
Get the Mexican Lava Cake mug.A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.
L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.
by IAMSTEVE1130 April 30, 2025
Get the Steve’s Lava Chicken mug.D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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