lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004

Lavooo

Word used to show affection. not as serious as i love you. Can be used between friends.

Note: MUST be said in high pitched voice

I've to go now, bye bye! Lavooo!

by Kevin00000 February 6, 2009

lava turds

Liquid shit that is so hot it oozes out of your ass like lava.

After eating the cheese rolls from Taco Bell, MArk had to drop off some serious lava turds.

by snarky1 May 24, 2009

Lava Loques

Sunglasses that have been left in your car on a hot day. You dont realize how hot they are until you already put them on and burn your face.

I was in a hurry to get to work last summer. Ended up putting on some Lava Loques and roasted my face:(

by iNiQMa June 20, 2009

lavatar

A self portrait photo of oneself in a lavatory used as an avatar on social media sites. Most popular being those from "laviators" who are people that take pictures of themselves in the mirrors of airline lavatories as made popular by Hellen Poole on her flight attendants blog.

I just saw that Hellen updated her avatar with a lavatar on Twitter, which is too funny!

by Mark L Stevens September 24, 2009

LavaFish

Mythical creature who lives within lava lamps, only makes appearances during livestreamed music shows. Lavafish has come to mean cool or awesome it is the opposite of Warner Chillcot

Yeah, sounds LavaFish

by MiloMod February 21, 2011

Lava Lube

An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"

Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....

by StrenuousBowels March 28, 2014