Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

kipper lipped

Massive big lips that flap around like a fish out of water usually found on afro-carribean men!

Look at that kipper lipped cunt...

by Mark Shady April 17, 2008

Jack-o-Lapple

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010

Lape

Pronounced LAYPE, this is just like being fraped but on LinkedIn.

I totally just LAPEd you bro, XD

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

blue lipped

The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.

Michael, that beaulojais was fantastic but it left me all blue lipped!

by MelCo December 18, 2007

Lappy

Performed by a young girl who does not "want to go all the way" but still desires to please her partner. The action of making out on another's lap. See also prude.

Emily didn't really like the guy, so she just gave him a lappy.

by Charles Henderson May 13, 2004